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Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Gearing Up For Custody Battle

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Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis recently went their separate ways publicly after 14 years of marriage. Of course those of us in the know said their relationship was all over but the crying months ago. They have two young children together and the custody battle is about to begin, so strap on your typecasting and phone Tim Burton! 
 
Hollywood Hiccups has the inside track on the story: “Vanessa is furious and ready for a fight, she wants Johnny to spend as little time as possible with the children.  She does not want her children exposed to any of his new girlfriends.  The children are already distraught at the loss of their father.” 
 
Johnny Depp allegedly offered Vanessa Paradis $100 million to make it all go away. That is the cost of a small island in the Caribbean. Oh, wait, they already have one… 
 
There are conflicting rumors of Johnny Depp dating his co-star, Amber Heard, who is a self-declared bisexual – Johnny got with her during the filming of the tedious film The Rum Diaries.  Since Johnny has been hot and heavy with Amber, Vanessa Paradis has been heartbroken and out in the cold – and now she has turned bitter. 
 
Vanessa, it is usually not wise to imply to Lilly Rose and Jack that their father’s new girlfriends are walking Centers for Disease Control. They don’t infect people with Ebola. They merely copulate. 
 
We’re wondering whether this whole custody battle will be more “300” than “Full Metal Jacket” and where the kids will end up in all of this. A divorce is difficult for an entire family, especially the innocent children, so we’re truly hoping that this whole custody battle results in an amicable split.  Fat chance of that happening – you know, a woman scorned and all that.  Vanessa is already trying to use her kids to hurt Johnny.

Johnny Depp And Vanessa Paradis Gearing Up For Custody Battle

Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis recently went their separate ways publicly after 14 years of marriage. Of course those of us in the kn...

<img alt="Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s Second Custody Battle" class="aligncenter size-full wp-image-57496" height="606" src="/FFNHolmesSuriCWNY0625129219949.jpg" title="Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise’s Second Custody Battle" width="450"> Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are facing a second custody battle – one apart from who gets Suri Cruise.  No-one is surprised that Katie Holmes filed for divorce from Tom Cruise and along with the custody battle over Suri, the ex-couple now have rich person problems, namely – who gets which house? Tomkat’s residential collection reads like a rental agent’s guide to taking over the world. The first property in the custody battle is the Beverly Hills estate on Calle Vista Drive. This property was bought for $30,500,000 in April of 2007, just six months after their wedding.  According to Radaronline, “[The property spans] 10,286 square feet with seven bedrooms and nine bathrooms, the traditional style house was originally built in 1937 and sits on 1.3 acres behind majestic gates and a lengthy driveway that opens up to a tennis court and pool.” Sounds like our dream home, doesn’t it? Tom also owns a much smaller house on Torreyson Drive that he bought in 2005 before his marriage to Katie. This property costs $9.85 million and has three bedrooms and four bathrooms. This house was also used as the Jim Jones Church of Scientology HQ’s lavish parties where they sacrificed little kittens where they listened to Carly Rae Jepsen and danced into the morning light. They also have a residence in New York’s up market Greenwich Village which was purchased for over fifteen million dollars. They also have a cabin in the woods where the Cruise’s made snow angels in Colorado. This property contains 9 bedrooms and Tom owned this property before his marriage to Nicole Kidman. Sorry, but we didn’t get the crazed materialism memo in our annual Scientology news letter, please send it again Tom and don’t forget to CC Charles Manson – he just loves reading emails in prison. It seems that even rich and famous people have problems. Poor Katie Holmes needed to get away from the controlling Tom Cruise. At least she’s getting a house. Not bad, hey? Let us know in the comments below your thoughts on the divorce which has the entire world on the edge of their seats. Credit: CWNY/FameFlynet Pictures

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