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Suri Cruise Forced To Crawl To School Through A Cardboard Tunnel

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In the most melodramatic act since Teen Mom’s finale, we just got news that Suri Cruise crawls to school through a cardboard tunnel. Sources state that Suri’s $40 000 per annum school erected a cardboard tunnel to protect her “privacy” from the prying lenses of photographers. 
 
This might be an ingenious way for a normal mother to protect her kid from the patchy-faced serial killers out there, but keeping the paparazzi at bay for Suri might be taking it a tad bit too far. Excuse us if we’re ignorant, but how does it work? Do Katie Holmes and Suri pitch up at school in an inconspicuous limousine and crawl to Art class on their knees? Does Katie scream “Get down Suri!” when they exit the pimped up limo? We know our darling doe-eyed Katie has always had a penchant for being overly dramatic, but Suri isn’t Criss Angel, nor is she playing E.T. with paparazzi fingers. She’s only trying to get to school! 
 
Katie, why don’t you make the kid feel normal for once? Why not offer the paparazzi tickets to a Scientology convention? Why not take Suri inside with your hand wrapped around hers, like any normal mother would do? What if the other kids bully Suri for her make-shift fantasy tunnel straight out of a science-fiction film? You wouldn’t be able to save her, nor would you be able to put her in a bubble. You have 
to offer her a sense of normalcy, especially after the vicious divorce proceedings between you and Tom Cruise. 
We really hope Justin Bieber doesn’t see this as a way to “outwit” the paparazzi, because there won’t be any light at the end of that tunnel… Let us know in the comments below your thoughts on this outrageous celebrity parenting method. Isn’t it just too bizarre? 
 
SOURCE: OK! Magazine, as reported by Jezebel 
 
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Suri Cruise Forced To Crawl To School Through A Cardboard Tunnel

In the most melodramatic act since Teen Mom’s finale, we just got news that Suri Cruise crawls to school through a cardboard tunnel. Sou...

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Bruce Jenner is usually the calm voice of reason in the Kardashian family and now even he wants Kourtney Kardashian to marry poor Scott Disick. “He’s been in the family six years and he never feels quite worthy.” claims Jenner and that prompted momager, Kris Jenner to even jump on the Scott bandwagon. She’s never been his biggest fan but now even Kris conceded, “I want him to feel loved. He’s the father of my grandchildren.” 
 
The latest battle came while the clan was vacationing in Dominican Republic. Scott had been partying with Rob Kardashian and drinking is at the top of the list of things Kourtney will not allow him to do.   Scott lashed out saying, “”I don’t even want to be on these stupid f***ing family trips. I feel like I’m just done.” 
 
Scott later talked to Bruce and admitted that Kourtney’s commitment issues weigh heavily on him and sometimes he gets too sensitive about it saying, “Maybe I’m a little too sensitive sometimes…I’m just left as the outsider. All I want to do is make Kourtney happy, but I’m scared to do anything. I feel I’m going to wake up and she’s going to tell me it’s over.” 
 
We covered all the action and drama that happened while the Kardashian and Jenner family were in Costa Rica.   Of course the family televised the whole thing, because what is a family vacation if it is not on Keeping Up With The Kardashians, right?  See our full and detailed recap HERE and HERE! 
 
Do you think Kourtney should go ahead and marrying the father of her kids? If these two haven’t married in six years do you think it’ll ever happen or are they just dragging out a bad relationship? Are they better off apart?  Tell us your thoughts in the comments below. 
 
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