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Katie Holmes’ Private Calls To Nicole Kidman

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Katie Holmes found a friendle! What is a friendle? It is a portmanteau of friend and handle, like a crutch, with a smiley face. Who is this friendle? None other than Tom Cruise’s ex-wife, the neurotic Nicole Kidman! 
 
Wow, Katie, you sure know how to choose them!  It isn’t a brand new friendship either. According to Us Weekly, “the women have been speaking since Holmes’ 2006 marriage to Cruise”. 
 
A source close to Katie says, “She’s been a private friend not many people know about.” No sh*t on the private part! Imagine what Tom and his cronies would have done, Scientologists love the smell of broken bones in the morning. 
 
Nicole Kidman is like the secret agent who saves the forlorn woman from the Mexican mob and death. She has been there for Katie throughout all of the drama with Tom, lending her a very bony shoulder to cry on. Katie has been reaching out to Nicole, as we believe Katie thought that Nicole has a PhD in Tom Cruise crazy. 
 
Katie reached breaking point (or a massive publicity stunt) in her marriage to Tom Cruise and before she filed for divorce, she reached out to Nicole again. They most probably discussed Scientology and Tom’s deviancy over Mimosas that tasted like tears and perfume. Katie laughed with a tinge of melancholy in her voice and placed her well manicured hand on Nicole’s arm, before mouthing “thank you” and winking slightly. 
 
“Nicole offered her support and help”. Yes, after they watched the finale of The Bachelor and played Charades with the kids. The Bachelor comes first in any unstable household. 
 
Let us know in the comments below your thoughts and reactions.

Katie Holmes’ Private Calls To Nicole Kidman

Katie Holmes found a friendle! What is a friendle? It is a portmanteau of friend and handle, like a crutch, with a smiley face. Who is ...

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Kate Middleton has referred to her step-mother-in-law, Camilla Parker-Bowles, as a wrinkly old rhinoceros! It seems that Kate Middleton and Prince William consider Prince Charles’second wife, Camilla Parker-Bowles, to be an enemy. Camilla stands between William and the throne as she continually agitates for her husband’s ascendancy. 
 
Camilla works full-time to see Charles crowned King of England and herself named Queen consort.  She goes about her tricky business both by convincing Charles to assert his right to be the next monarch and by slyly working to undermine Queen Elizabeth II’s confidence in her grandson. 
 
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GLOBE Print Edition, July 9th has the inside story: Seeing video of William on TV feeding Zawadi , a 2 ton black rhino, Kate teased him, saying, “you didn’t tell me how you had a date with Camilla.” 
 
William shot back that “the old girl” looks even more wrinkly and leathery up close! With that they burst into uncontrollable giggles. 
 
Still the joke did little to ease their bitter disappointment at the Queen’s decision to put Prince Charles on the throne instead of William. 
 
As GLOBE revealed last week, the prince was “stabbed in the back” by his father, Charles 63, and his plotting wife, Camilla, 64, during Queen Elizabeth’s Diamond Jubilee celebrations. 
 
Still, Kate was able to cheer up her hubby who is campaigning to save the endangered rhinoceros from poachers. He was filmed feeding Zawadi, who was raised in England is being shipped back to Africa for release into the wild. “When she saw William with that rhino, she howled with laughter and immediately christened the beast ‘Camilla’ says the source. “She phoned William and made him smile for the first time in days. William recalls his mother had dubbed Camilla ‘The Rottweiler,’ and says Kate’s name fit his evil stepmom even better.”  </blockquote>
 
Not only did Camilla steal Charles from William’s late mom, Princess Diana, but she recently added insult to injury her by saying Diana was mentally ill!  I think it is fair to say that neither William nor Kate are fans of the wrinkly old rhino.  What do you think?

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