Have you ever had that awkward moment when you’re the future Queen of England and you bump into two of your exes? This happened to Kate Middleton over the past weekend when she and Prince William attended a wedding ceremony.
They attended the wedding ceremony of Kate’s friends from Marlborough College, Alice St John Webster and Gerald Alvenel. A mouthful, but was it tasteful? Well, not so much… William bumped into two of his previous girlfriends, namely Olivia Hunt and Rose Farquhar. Kate also had the unfortunate let-me-just-hide-behind-the-rose-bush encounter with two of her exes, Henry Ropner and Willem Marx (they sound like Hollywood producers). Kate dated Ropner briefly in 2007 after a short split with Prince William and yes, we bet you he brags to his mates over a game of FIFA 2012, after he sips from a rusty beer can and cries on the toilet, that he “dated a future Queen”.
Pippa Middleton lurks in everyone’s shadow like some poorly written fantasy novel, so it was only fitting that lil’ sis was there to join in the festivities. She wore a pale pink and black embroidered Alice Temperley shirt dress. Kate wore a print silk dress by London-based brand Beulah, with her hot Jane Corbett hat and nude L.K. Bennett heels.
Now let us take a step back and truly imagine what it would be like to be Kate Middleton and bumping into your exes. For most of us, when we bump into our exes, after a short brain seizure, we usually end up standing behind a plant with our knees crossed in order to hide our weight gain. The ex moves towards you and either smiles or punches you in the face, depending on whether you were more Fatal Attraction-bunny-boiler than The Shining. We give a nervous nod in the direction of the ex’s face (we don’t make eye contact) and move swiftly into the closest book store and find ourselves whispering to our imaginary friends on the magazine covers. What does Kate Middleton do? Absolutely nothing! She smiles graciously and takes a sip from her tea.
What do you think readers? What would you do if you were Kate Middleton and you bumped into your exes? Let us know in the comments below!
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