Demi Lovato had a wee bit of a bum flash recently as she performed in New York City for Good Morning America’s Summer Concert Series.
A bum flash to any person is quite horrendous, but if hundreds of thousands of people are watching, a bum flash can really ruin your day. Let us look at the scientific mechanics behind a bum flash, shall we?
Firstly, you need a celebrity filled to the brim with ego and money. Secondly, you need a strong wind, preferably those quick Universe burps, where a radical rightwinger is blown into a gay wedding ceremony by accident. Lastly, you need a short skirt, which is the most obvious part of it all. The wind and the celebrity ego and the skirt will all combine in one massive “Universe hates you for that time you punched your little sister in the boob” moment and the entire world will see your underwear. Here’s to hoping it isn’t Spongebob Squarepants!
Demi Lovato wore a black sheer lace top with studded detail and a black skirt which should be locked up in that place where lost lighters and socks go, to be banished from this world for being a bum flash accomplice! There were spikes on her jacket which looked hot and spiky. Quite the wardrobe and quite the wardrobe malfunction!
Demi Lovato is one of the judges on the new season of The X Factor USA and is rumored to be dating Niall Horan from One Direction. She has dispelled these rumors on MTV and said, “No, I’m not [with him]. He’s really sweet and he’s one of my really good friends now. But I’m single at the moment.”
Okay, Demi, we’ll let it slide for now.